the GANG

Everybody is too stressed!!

2008-03-01T00:51:00.003+08:00

Hey.. How come there is nobody blogging!! I know everybody is stressed up by life in school now.. Jus take things by the stride, do wad u can manage and do it to ur very best.. But dun push urself too hard till u collapse out of fatigue.. If u noticed we haven had a gang outing for a long long time.. Since the previous time we went to buy retard's bag till now.. Yup.. I really hope to have one soon but u all have to agree.. Perhaps not now, since next week is test week and concert week.. But after concert can i have a promise we will all let our hair down for jus one day.. Leave one day free to really go out and have fun before we go back to our books?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!

M

2008-02-15T23:33:00.002+08:00

i'm here because of a restriction on tutorials set by a t-rex...haha...i realised pple who have chronic and severe sleep deprivation tend to zi lian...

eh lum i think u're hallucinating...i was sleeping like a duck before being woken up by barney's roar...but did u hear my laughter during the 8pm show???

hehe i know v-day i'm too lazy so never do anything...but because i'm lazy...i'll combine whatever i want to give for v-day with the march concert...cool right

2008-02-15T16:17:00.001+08:00

actually i have nth to blog abt but im here juz in case i cant come in the future n the blog will miss me again !
HAHA :D
ehh i got pass my math test ! haha (:
its a feat for me although its very lengleng for yall LOL :D
carmen is the best cuz she reminded me to watch the show again !
jiahao is the lousiest cuz he always cannot watch.

lalalalala this is what happens when retard is deprived of sleep !
bye people.

oh i juz heard someone who laughs like carmen at the ground level of my block.
carmen why u here.

Happy V day

2008-02-14T23:14:00.000+08:00

YAY YAY TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Haha.. Retard u missed out on our randomness today!! So sad, if not it would be much more fun. We were on our way home when we felt hungry.. So went to look for food and finally somehow ended up eating at pepper lunch.. Hahaha..

Thanx alot.. Enjoyed my day in school..

Idiot for ur choc
Retard for ur pack of sweets
Spas for ur entertainment value.. haha

Lalalala.. Too good mood today le, cannot help it! Jiayou everybody k?? Dun stress and learn to both others and urself more.. Lol..

M

Happy Moron

2008-02-02T21:34:00.000+08:00

Holy i slept from jus now 6pm to now almost 10pm.. Die die die!! Hahaha.. But so am so happy today.. Lalala.. Bought my new wallet and its NOT GIRL ok!! And my shoe safely reached home without being stepped on.. Lol.. Eh jus wanna say dun be sad nor stressed k?? Enjoy tutorials and be more confident with urself.. Think of tests as not easy to fail rather than not easy to pass.. Jiayou ba!! Haha.. Anyway, i did something v moronic today again at West Mall.. I walked walked walked then saw a very nice shirt.. I liked the shirt alot, so i was thinking of the shirt as walked.. Then i went on the escalator that is going up when i wanted to go down.. Then when i noticed i was going up, i freak out and shouted.. Then run against the escalator to go back down.. So more because of my shoe, the way i run down was so stupid.. So many ppl staring lar.. Paiseh leh!! Haizz.. Ok shang xin shi bu yao zai ti le, i go watch wu zong xian already..

M

2008-01-30T10:14:00.000+08:00

i am here faster than carmen !
we are slacking at gp lesson (:
i dunno wad to write already, cuz carmen is affecting me with her spasticness.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Thank you.. HP Gang Rawks!!

2008-01-29T22:38:00.000+08:00

HEY HEY..
Jus wanna say thanks for everything today!! Thanx for cheering me up when i am so sick, thanx for entertaining me when i am bored at home, thanx for reminding me to go drink water (though it is in the form of a scolding), thanx for buying my socks (though i am not exactly sure what it looks like) and thanx for all of ur time.. Oh and sorry for causing u to not finish ur summary, sorry for not able to pei spas walk to class and sorry for not being there (resulting in all of u missing me).. Haha..

No matter.. Jus wanna say.. LOVE ALL OF U LOTS!!! HAHAHA.. U really make my life in NJ so much more exciting and vibrant.. Helps me feel much more lighthearted in school and let time pass more quickly.. Most impt, made me look foward to school.. Maybe thats also the reason why i recovered so quickly.. Lol.. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! Think i am fine already.. Not fully well, but well enough for school most prob.. So seeya in school tmr!! HP Rawks!!

M

Dinosaur cannot sleep

2008-01-29T04:20:00.001+08:00

Argh!! I cant sleep!! Totally.. I haven shut my eyes since yesterday.. And my wake up time is an hour or so away.. DIE!!

M

2008-01-27T18:41:00.000+08:00

YOYOYO!!
U all are so mean and evil lor.. Its just a slight diff in terms of taste for stuff wad.. Its normal, isnt it!! I should be called Mr Splendid instead.. Hahaha.. Lol.. Anyway, yest was fun and enjoyed myself.. Glad all of ya were there and let me enjoyed my entire day.. Haizz.. But sadly, i missed wu zong xian show for two days. Not one, but TWO days!! That means 3 episodes of laughter.. SAD!! Another thing is that i had to do so much work today!! Played too much yesterday, so will feel guilty if i did not do anything today.. Lol.. Sure all of u are the same..

Anw, glad everybody is back already.. Stay happy k?? Everything will turn out fine in the end.. Rmb the old chinese adage, "When the boat arrives at the head of the bridge, the bridge will naturally become straight!!" Hahaha.. Sadly, i am seriously not feeling very well now.. Giddy, flu, cough and headache.. Hopefully i will recover after a night's sleep.. If not i will have to miss school tmr.. Hopefully not cause there is two lectures tmr!!

M

THE new rule

2008-01-25T17:00:00.000+08:00

I shall set up a rule too...rule no 1: No one is suppose to be emo or get angry, if we feel like exploding...we shall...and after doing some verbal diarrhoea of our problems...we shall move on and laugh...because when life gives you shit...you make laughter out of it by throwing it back...not at anyone...because if we do that then we will be throwing the shit at each other...and someone will be hurt =)...it's like some vicious cycle...everyone has to follow this most important rule so that i will not lose sleep for the fifth day within this week...ok???

No food for me!! RAH!!

2008-01-24T20:37:00.000+08:00

Hey everybody PLEASE RELAX.. Lets stop emoing, being pissed, getting mad or scolding each other already.. Lets jus forgive and forget everything behind and move foward k?? Lets stop fighting over stupid things like who is more unhappy than the other or who does more tutorial than the others.. If not life will really get too boring and gloomy!! We will stand by each other and rest assured i will not let this society of suprises go to waste.. Lets get back to the initial reason why this group is formed.. To have fun and get on with life happily with random suprises and outings with no particular reason..

The 3 WISE

1)Study-wise we will help each other improve and do well for As together..

2)Leisure-wise we will help each other relax and enjoy ourselves as much as we can..

3)Emotional-wise we will help each other stay happy and be optimistic with life.

STAY TOGETHER AND NV SPILT. HELP EACH OTHER TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY. REGULATE THE STRESS ALL OF US FACE WHETHER NOW OR IN THE FUTURE!! Lets do it together as ONE!!

Anw, all this apart, i have a declaration to make.. I AM HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY NOW.. I did not eat breakfast, lunch and dinner today!! I am so freaking crazily hungry.. Left for school without breakfast, nv ate during break, got pulled by eng kwan to play bball at lunch and got home to realise nobody bought my dinner.. RAH!! Then i am so tired from that PE lesson today that i have no energy to cook my own dinner.. So jus ate one tiny piece of bread.. So forgive me tmr if u see me gobbling food.. BE PREPARED!!! Muahahaha!!

M

2008-01-24T16:14:00.000+08:00

i know our gang people are facing alot of problems recently..
even retarded me is having some sort of life crisis now..
but i juz wanna say that whatever it is, this gang should never split !
we will remain as a gang to help, to encourage and push each other on !!
never let the obstacles stop us from enjoying every bit of life!
most importantly, count ur blessings (no matter how limited) :) !
lets do it !
R

Gang Policy

2008-01-21T00:20:00.000+08:00

YOYO!!
Retard gave me an idea, and since i am so bored decided to do something random.. Lol!!

H.P Gang Rules:

101) In order to protect the interest of H.P gang, all new members must fit into our random set of criterias. What exactly are these criterias, i dunno. If not its not random anymore.

102) All existing members are stuck within H.P gang once incorporated in. Its a cult and its a route of no return. Muahahaha. Lol sound like some evil organisation.

103) All gang members are required to contribute to the random and abrupt nature of the gang, and participate in activities of gang with enthusiam. That means less going home to sleep, study and watch TV!! hahaha

104) Gang members are required to always be there for each other and nv to give up on anybody in the gang. To always help each other and support one another while finding happiness in one another. Unity = happiness in gang!!

105) Gang members must be resistive to scoldings and insults and take everything with a smile, knowing that all of us do not mean it (eg. stupid, FAT, crazy, lazy, obsessive). lol

106) To always maintain the unique and important integrity of the gang and stick to our values firmly. Ie to always be moronic, retarded, idiotic and spastic.

Our Core Values
- Random with lots of laughter
- Jokes with stupidity
- Play with craziness
- Happiness in friendly quarrels full of nonsense

Okok.. I go sleep liao.. Will think of our group motto another day.. Feel free to add new rules and core values.. hahaha

M

Problem solving-Wu zong xian show

2008-01-19T23:04:00.000+08:00

Steps to problem solving:
1) Identify the problem- Wu Zong Xian show is very distracting, so i cannot do any work!!!
2) Brainstorm for solution- Dun watch, Do already then watch, Watch already then do, Dun do work at all
3) Evaluate solutions-
Dun watch: Will regret and will miss a chance to laugh at stupid things.
Do already then watch: Will miss my valuable afternoon nap, after eating my lunch mus sleep. Will be very tired.
Watch already then do: Will have to work late into the night and sleep super super late. Like 4-5 am in the morning. Then next day will be unproductive.
Dun do work at all: Will enjoy my show, will have enough sleep, but next day mus pia super hard.
4) Choose a solution- Dun do work at all.

LOL, dat is y i am here blogging and not doing work. I feel so good, applying wad i learnt in GC. Hahaha. Lets study hard and do well for the upcoming test. After that, we can reward ourselves with a fun day out shopping and i can get to buy my piggy shirt. =P

M

2008-01-19T17:42:00.000+08:00

ehem. ehem. listen up! got announcement horr.
we, the HP gang, is considering the possible recruitment of a potential HP gang member;
he is known by DOLLY.
however, to match the gore factor of our gang, and the super hard to achieve and impossibly low IQ, we decided to rename him as BARBARIAN.
good idea bo ?
cuz we are lacking one chairman of the gang, the IDIOT, who is mia-ing and doing some serious business and sorting out his brains, we shall postpone this on put it on our "TO-DO-BUT-WE-WILL-ALWAYS-FORGET" AGENDA.
okay. meeting dismissed.
any objections? i kick u arh.

R

Spectacular moron's first HP Blog entry

2008-01-17T21:12:00.000+08:00

hey hey hey!!! this blog is so nice!!! thanx retard for spending the time.. haha.. next time can quarrel on this blog already.. lol.. Yippee!! I am so super high now.. Today i got all correct for arenes tutorial, had a fun day at school, my new bed arrived and now this blog.. hahaha..

I wish i wish:
1) Retard to get well soon. Irritating virus stop lysing and cause retard to be sick!!
2) Idiot to smile soon. We will always be there. If u wanna be alone, we will let u be alone. But when u turn around, we will always still be there for u!! CHEERS!!
3) For spastic to stop bullying and scolding me!! Lol.. Yup jus be urself and stay happy!!
4) For my family to be healthy, especially my grandfather..
5) For all my friends to be happy!! Especially those close to my heart and helped me so much!!

YEAH!!!! HP GANG RAWKS!!!!
M

2008-01-17T17:59:00.000+08:00

hello hello !
my brain cells are busy fighting the flu n fever bug, so i couldnt mug.
but my brain cells are fit enought to create this :D
so yea :D
post n post n post people :) !

R